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Cosmic Cleaners Void Duty

Cosmic Cleaners Void Duty

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  • Rating:
    3.0
  • Technology:HTML5
  • Platform:Browser (desktop, mobile, tablet)
  • Categories:Arcade

The flickering neon sign of "Cosmic Cleaners - We Dust the Void" buzzed above you, a lonely beacon in the inky blackness of Sector Gamma-7. Inside, the air hung thick with the scent of recycled oxygen and desperation. You, a fresh recruit barely out of your zero-gravity training, clutch your standard-issue Astro-Mop and wonder what you've gotten yourself into. Forget heroic space battles and daring rescues. This isn't that kind of galaxy. This is the galaxy where space stations leak bio-sludge, rogue asteroids shed cosmic dandruff, and derelict freighters become infested with gravity-defying space-cockroaches. This is the galaxy that needs cleaning, and Cosmic Cleaners is the only outfit brave (or desperate) enough to do it. Your supervisor, a grizzled veteran named Blorp with three eyes and a voice that sounds like gravel gargling space coffee, just tossed you a data pad. "Assignment Beta-9," he croaks, his gaze unwavering. "Leaky goo-pods on Orbital Platform Kappa-12. Nasty stuff. Eats through hull plating. Don't breathe it." Kappa-12. Just the name sends a shiver down your spine. Legend has it, the place is haunted by the ghosts of former cleaners, vaporized by malfunctioning scrub-bots and choked by clouds of sentient space dust. But a job's a job, and Cosmic Cleaners isn't exactly known for its generous vacation policy. As you strap into your personalized Astro-Scrub vessel - a dented, repurposed escape pod adorned with duct tape and motivational stickers - you can't help but feel a sense of foreboding. The galaxy may be vast and beautiful, but the parts you're about to see are anything but. You're not saving the universe; you're just trying to keep it from becoming one giant, cosmic garbage dump. So, buckle up, rookie. Grab your mop, prime your vacuum-plasma blaster (for those particularly stubborn space-cockroaches), and prepare to face the most daunting, disgusting, and surprisingly hilarious challenge of your life: cleaning up the galaxy, one messy nebula at a time. Your journey begins now. Good luck. You'll need it.

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